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One burger. Done best. ♥

CAN I GETTABURGER?

YES. That is the only thing you can get. Beef, cheese, caramelized onions, house sauce, buns. Nothing more. Nothing less. We love you too much to confuse you with options.

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STACK IT.

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NEXT: House sauce

YOU ARE THE BUN.

Catch the sacred five — in order. Sauce, beef, cheese, onions, top bun. Catch lettuce or pineapple and we will be VERY disappointed in you.

FREE DRINK CHALLENGE: Beat the house high score of 500 and your drink is on us.

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Beat the house high score: 500 → free drink with your burger ♥
ONE BURGER. ZERO DECISIONS. INFINITE LOVE.

Other places give you a menu the size of a novel. We give you the correct answer. You will eat it. You will be happy. That's an order. ♥

THAT'S IT!
Anatomy of perfection

WHAT'S IN THE ONLY
BURGER THAT MATTERS

01 The Buns

Toasted. Pillowy. Soft as our feelings for you — which are intense and slightly alarming.

03 Cheese

Melted until it fully surrendered. It fought. It lost. It's delicious now.

05 House Sauce

Secret recipe. Stop asking. We'd tell you but then we'd have to hug you too hard.

02 Caramelized Onions

Forty-five minutes. Low and slow. We cry so you don't have to. You're welcome.

04 The Beef

Ground fresh daily, smashed with love and unreasonable force. Crispy edges. No mercy.

06 The Other Bun

Also perfect. Obviously. Did you think we'd slack on the bottom? HOW DARE YOU.

SIZZLE!
GLORP!
Why it slaps

WE DO ONE THING.
WE DO IT BEST.

Smashed. Not asked.

Every patty is pressed into crispy-edged perfection. It didn't get a say. Neither do you. You'll thank us.

45 minutes of onions

Low. Slow. Golden. We stand there stirring and thinking about you the entire time. It's a little much. We know.

The sauce is a secret

Exactly three people know the recipe. Two of them are Sadia. Do not do the math. Eat the burger.

1 burger 0 regrets 45 min onions ∞ love
CRONCH!
The gang

MADE BY MENACES
WHO LOVE YOU

Sadia, the head chef, standing with arms confidently crossed in her chef whites and green headscarf SADIA — HEAD CHEF

Best burgers in the universe. There is no competition. There can be no competition.

 Zahin, tipping his chef hat with one hand and holding a wooden spoon in the other, wearing a green apron ZAHIN — HE'S THERE

Doesn't do much. Does it honestly. The owner doesn't have the heart to fire him.

 Shanaz, winking and throwing a shaka hand sign, wearing chef whites and gold hoop earrings, holding a ladle SHANAZ — CHAOS

Does whatever Sadia says. Messes up on purpose. Sadia doesn't know. DON'T TELL SADIA.
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ORDER IN
ADVANCE.

Tell us when you're coming and your burger will be hot, ready, and mildly possessive when you arrive. We'll be watching the door. Lovingly. Aggressively.

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