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Issue #001 · Collector's edition · Still $0

THE MENACES
BEHIND THE MEAT

Three legends. One burger. Zero supervision.

KA-CHEF!
DRAMA!
SADIA · HEAD CHEF · STAR OF THE SHOW
Sadia, the head chef, standing with arms confidently crossed in her chef whites and green headscarf
"BEST BURGERS IN THE UNIVERSE. THERE IS NO COMPETITION. THERE CAN BE NO COMPETITION."

Has never lost a burger-off. Technically no one has ever dared enter one against her. She counts that as winning. She's right.

UNDEFEATED · UNBOTHERED · SLIGHTLY TERRIFYING
LEGEND!
ZAHIN · HE'S JUST… THERE
"I DID THE THING."
Zahin, tipping his chef hat with one hand and holding a wooden spoon in the other, wearing a green apron
HE DID, IN FACT, DO THE THING
MEANWHILE, IN THE OWNER'S HEAD…
CAN'T FIRE HIM. HE DOES HONEST WORK.

He doesn't do much work. But it is honest. The owner has accepted this. We all have.

EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH: PENDING (FOREVER)
SHANAZ · SOUS EVERYTHING
"YES CHEF!!"
Shanaz, winking and throwing a shaka hand sign, wearing chef whites and gold hoop earrings, holding a ladle
DOES WHATEVER SADIA SAYS
THE RULE

Question Sadia → your staff burger is served COLD. That's the law.

BRRR.
THE PLOT TWIST
"...I LIKE THE COLD ONES."
Shanaz making a shhh gesture while secretly holding a cold burger
SHHH!!
SHE MESSES UP ON PURPOSE

Sadia does not know Shanaz does it on purpose.

Sadia will never know. This page self-destructs if she reads it. DON'T TELL SADIA. We're trusting you. With our lives.

TO BE CONTINUED… (IT WON'T CHANGE. ONE BURGER FOREVER.)

Now that you know everyone, let them cook for you. Literally.

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