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THE MENU

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SHORT!
$9
The Gettaburger with caramelized onions, melted cheese, a smashed beef patty, pink house sauce, and toasted sesame buns
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THE BURGER

The only burger on the menu, and the only one that needs to exist. Assembled in the sacred order by people who care about you a frightening amount.

Beef Cheese Caramelized onions House sauce Buns That's it ♥

Modifications: no. (lovingly)

Hydration station

THE DRINKS

SLURP!
A cold red cup of fizzy soda labeled POP

Soda

Cold. Fizzy. Loud. Like our love for you.

$3
A clear cup of golden iced tea with ice and a green straw

Iced Tea

Brewed. Chilled. Judging you kindly.

$3
A clear cup of dark iced coffee with ice and a creamy top layer

Iced Coffee

For those who plan to be awake while happy.

$4

These are the only drinks. Anything else does not pair with the burger. We tested. It got weird. Don't test us. ♥

A generous carton overflowing with crisp golden french fries
Side quest

OKAY FINE, FRIES — $4

Crispy outside, fluffy inside, salted by someone who loves you.

TERMS & CONDITIONS: By purchasing fries you agree that you may NOT complain that the fries are too good. Complaints such as "these are dangerously good" or "I can't stop" will be met with more fries. This is a threat. A delicious threat. ♥

CRISP!
Managing expectations

THINGS WE DO NOT SERVE

Sadia proudly presenting the Gettaburger on a plate Fine, I'll Gettaburger